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Tuesday, 26 August 2014

INFO: Be Aware of these Terms, Ladies!

Here is a collection of 8 food terms that are used to describe beauty or the lack of it.

Body looks good, face does not. (What part of a shrimp do you throw away?)

A barkada of hipons.


A hipon with fashion sense.


Face is okay but body is too thin.


Face and body are not so okay but is brainy. (Bone marrow is colloqiually called utak.)

Face and body are not okay, but maganda ang kalooban.

Smells funky, but yummy!

Delicious from head to tail. And if any is leftover, lechon is taken home!