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"I can be your best friend but never your worst enemy because why bother making enemies when you can ditch them off, go on with what you do best and have an amazing life..."

Wednesday, 27 August 2014

INFO: What Happened to Undelivered Kabayan Boxes? (A-Must-Watch)

"Nabubulok na sa mga pier at airport ang mga balikbayan box na hinarang ng Bureau of Customs at karamihan sa mga ito ay hindi na nakakarating sa mga pinapadalhan. Bakit kaya?"

Kaya doble dobleng ingat po sa ating lahat na nagpapadala ng mga pinaghirapan nating ipundar bilang OFW, lalo ngayon, malapit na ang Christmas...


Watch the 2-minute video HERE







Please check www.dti.gov.ph for other details

Tuesday, 26 August 2014

INFO: Be Aware of these Terms, Ladies!

Here is a collection of 8 food terms that are used to describe beauty or the lack of it.

Body looks good, face does not. (What part of a shrimp do you throw away?)

A barkada of hipons.

 

A hipon with fashion sense.

 

Face is okay but body is too thin.

 

Face and body are not so okay but is brainy. (Bone marrow is colloqiually called utak.)

Face and body are not okay, but maganda ang kalooban.

Smells funky, but yummy!

Delicious from head to tail. And if any is leftover, lechon is taken home!


#yahoo!

Saturday, 23 August 2014

THOUGHTS: Please Don't Leave Me...


Puleazzzze :(
You’ve been “serving” me for the past 16yrs, (apparently half of my life!!!)
Thru ups and downs, exams and quizzes, even seatworks and homeworks, kapiling na kita.
Nokia5110 pa ang batchmate mo.
You’re my partner when I passed the board...
My first slave when it comes to numbers…
Please don't go...
I’ll be sad kapag nasira ka…

#casio
#calculator
#classic
#vintage
#sentisaturday
#sentimentalvalue
#doha
#qatar
#buhayofw

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

FASHION: 50 Style Quotes from the Ultimate Connoisseurs of Chic

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/

And since we are building our home in the Philippines, and I have my own walk-in-closet, I am planning to make a mural text, weeee! Isn't it amazing?! :D



"ONE IS NEVER OVER-DRESSED OR UNDER-DRESSED WITH A LITTLE BLACK DRESS." —KARL LAGERFELD

“BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND REMOVE ONE ACCESSORY.” —COCO CHANEL


I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT WITH THE RIGHT FOOTWEAR ONE CAN RULE THE WORLD. —BETTE MIDLER


“I LOATHE NARCISSISM, BUT I APPROVE OF VANITY.” —DIANA VREELAND


“A WOMAN’S DRESS SHOULD BE A LIKE A BARBED-WIRE FENCE: SERVING ITS PURPOSE WITHOUT OBSTRUCTING THE VIEW.” —SOPHIA LOREN


“I LIKE MY MONEY RIGHT WHERE I CAN SEE IT…HANGING IN MY CLOSET.” —CARRIE BRADSHAW


“NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS.” —KATE MOSS


“I CAN’T CONCENTRATE IN FLATS!” —VICTORIA BECKHAM


“I DON’T DO FASHION. I AM FASHION.” —COCO CHANEL


"WALK LIKE YOU HAVE THREE MEN WALKING BEHIND YOU.” —OSCAR DE LA RENTA


"YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE IF YOU DRESS FOR IT." —EDITH HEAD


“FASHION IS THE ARMOR TO SURVIVE THE REALITY OF EVERYDAY LIFE.” —BILL CUNNINGHAM


“WHEN IN DOUBT, WEAR RED.” —BILL BLASS


"I DON'T DESIGN CLOTHES. I DESIGN DREAMS." —RALPH LAUREN


"CLOTHES MEAN NOTHING UNTIL SOMEONE LIVES IN THEM." —MARC JACOBS


"FASHIONS FADE, STYLE IS ETERNAL." —YVES SAINT LAURENT


“ANYONE CAN GET DRESSED UP AND GLAMOROUS, BUT IT IS HOW PEOPLE DRESS IN THEIR DAYS OFF THAT ARE THE MOST INTRIGUING.” —ALEXANDER WANG


“HOW CAN YOU LIVE THE HIGH LIFE IF YOU DO NOT WEAR THE HIGH HEELS?” —SONIA RYKIEL


"DON'T BE INTO TRENDS. DON'T MAKE FASHION OWN YOU, BUT YOU DECIDE WHAT YOU ARE, WHAT YOU WANT TO EXPRESS BY THE WAY YOU DRESS AND THE WAY TO LIVE.” —GIANNI VERSACE


“IN DIFFICULT TIMES, FASHION IS ALWAYS OUTRAGEOUS.” —ELSA SCHIAPARELLI


“YOU CAN NEVER TAKE TOO MUCH CARE OVER THE CHOICE OF YOUR SHOES. TOO MANY WOMEN THINK THAT THEY ARE UNIMPORTANT, BUT THE REAL PROOF OF AN ELEGANT WOMAN IS WHAT IS ON HER FEET.” —CHRISTIAN DIOR


“FASHION IS WHAT YOU’RE OFFERED FOUR TIMES A YEAR BY DESIGNERS. AND STYLE IS WHAT YOU CHOOSE.” —LAUREN HUTTON


“THE DRESS MUST FOLLOW THE BODY OF A WOMAN, NOT THE BODY FOLLOWING THE SHAPE OF THE DRESS.” —HUBERT DE GIVENCHY


“I KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT. THEY WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL.” —VALENTINO GARAVANI


"A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T WEAR PERFUME HAS NO FUTURE." —COCO CHANEL


"PEOPLE WILL STARE. MAKE IT WORTH THEIR WHILE." —HARRY WINSTON


“LUXURY IS THE EASE OF A T-SHIRT IN A VERY EXPENSIVE DRESS.” ―KARL LAGERFELD


“AND NOW, I'M JUST TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, ONE SEQUIN AT A TIME.” —LADY GAGA


“MY LOOK IS ATTAINABLE. WOMEN CAN LOOK LIKE AUDREY HEPBURN BY FLIPPING OUT THEIR HAIR, BUYING THE LARGE SUNGLASSES, AND THE LITTLE SLEEVELESS DRESSES." —AUDREY HEPBURN


"A LITTLE BAD TASTE IS LIKE A NICE SPLASH OF PAPRIKA. WE ALL NEED A SPLASH OF BAD TASTE—IT’S HEARTY, IT’S HEALTHY, IT’S PHYSICAL. I THINK WE COULD USE MORE OF IT. NO TASTE IS WHAT I’M AGAINST." —DIANA VREELAND


“ELEGANCE IS ELIMINATION.” —CRISTÓBAL BALENCIAGA


"STYLE IS A WAY TO SAY WHO YOU ARE WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEAK." —RACHEL ZOE


"MEN TELL ME THAT I'VE SAVED THEIR MARRIAGES. IT COSTS THEM A FORTUNE IN SHOES, BUT IT'S CHEAPER THAN A DIVORCE. SO I'M STILL USEFUL, YOU SEE" —MANOLO BLAHNIK


“WHAT YOU WEAR IS HOW YOU PRESENT YOURSELF TO THE WORLD, ESPECIALLY TODAY, WHEN HUMAN CONTACTS ARE SO QUICK. FASHION IS INSTANT LANGUAGE.” —MIUCCIA PRADA


"IN ORDER TO BE IRREPLACEABLE ONE MUST ALWAYS BE DIFFERENT." —COCO CHANEL


"ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING." —DIANE VON FURSTENBERG


"WE MUST NEVER CONFUSE ELEGANCE WITH SNOBBERY." —YVES SAINT LAURENT


"PLAYING DRESS-UP BEGINS AT AGE FIVE AND NEVER TRULY ENDS." —KATE SPADE


"ELEGANCE IS NOT STANDING OUT, BUT BEING REMEMBERED." —GIORGIO ARMANI


"YOUR DRESSES SHOULD BE TIGHT ENOUGH TO SHOW YOU'RE A WOMAN AND LOOSE ENOUGH TO SHOW YOU'RE A LADY." —EDITH HEAD


"THE HARDEST THING IN FASHION IS NOT TO BE KNOWN FOR A LOGO, BUT TO BE KNOWN FOR A SILHOUETTE." —GIAMBATTISTA VALLI


"I DON’T APPROACH FASHION. FASHION APPROACHES ME!" —DAPHNE GUINNESS


"WE HAVE THIS SAYING, CHRISTY AND I. WE DON’T WAKE UP FOR LESS THAN $10,000 A DAY." —LINDA EVANGELISTA


“MY LOOK IS A COCKTAIL. I’M NOT AS NICELY TURNED OUT AS THE FRENCH, BUT I DON’T CARE LIKE THE ENGLISH.” —JANE BIRKIN


"MORE IS MORE AND LESS IS A BORE." —IRIS APFEL


"CLOTHES ARE LIKE A GOOD MEAL, A GOOD MOVIE, GREAT PIECES OF MUSIC.” —MICHAEL KORS


“I WISH I HAD INVENTED BLUE JEANS: THE MOST SPECTACULAR, THE MOST PRACTICAL, THE MOST RELAXED AND NONCHALANT. THEY HAVE EXPRESSION, MODESTY, SEX APPEAL, SIMPLICITY—ALL I HOPE FOR IN MY CLOTHES. —YVES SAINT LAURENT


"WHOEVER SAID THAT MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, SIMPLY DIDN’T KNOW WHERE TO GO SHOPPING.” —BO DEREK


"BIG GIRLS NEED BIG DIAMONDS." —ELIZABETH TAYLOR


"SWEATPANTS ARE A SIGN OF DEFEAT. YOU LOST CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE SO YOU BOUGHT SOME SWEATPANTS." —KARL LAGERFELD



Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

THOUGHTS: Best in Telephone Handling

Busy ako sa work dahil ang daming emails… busy din ako sa kakapaliwanag sa mga tanong ng bawat taong pipirma sa dokumento ko (hint: kung 10 ang signatory, ihanda mo na ang lalamunan mo, malamang boom malat ka na!) busy ako sa kakacirculate ng mga dokumento (kaya pag hinanap nyo ako “nasan si Rai?” wala under circulation din!)", tapos sasabay pa ang pagtunog ng telepono sa lamesa ko?!?!?! Okay fine, busy din akong isave isa isa ang mga tumatawag, baka sakali, pwede lang silang magmiscall at sasagot ang telepono ko na “the brain of the owner of this number is reformatting at this moment, please, try your call later”. Or pwede mo na ding palitan ang ring tone, para alam mo agad sino ang caller mo.



Pero sa isang banda, maganda din kung iistyle ka sa pagsagot ng telepono, maiba nman. Lalo na sa mga taong nakasakit sayo, at nakagawa sayo ng hindi kanais nais sa mata ni Lord, at sa mata ni Mang Kanor, in short sa mga taong sanhi ng pagiging brokenhearted mo. Pwedeng matauhan sila, mayanig ang kaluluwa, baka sakali, sa susunod, hindi ka na nila aabalahin at itatatak sa isip nila na ang sasagot sa linya mo ay “Sorry, the number you dial does not exist, please don't to call again, thank you.”


#mejodenial
Hello! Ikaw ba yung ex ko, kung ikaw yan, hindi ako to.

#Pumipinoyhenyo
Hello? Tao ba ito? Hindi. Bagay? Hindi. Hayop? OO!

#Koreanovelaangpeg
Hello? I cannot answer the phone anymore gaya ng hindi mo pagsagot sa nararamdaman ng puso ko before, bye… 

#LiamNeesonfromthemovieTaken
Hello? I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. But I will look for you, I will find you, and I WILL KILL YOU…

#feelingmaganda
Hello? Hello? Chaka! Chaka Ka eh, chaka. Hello?? o ngayon chubby ka pa, chubby! helloooo?!?!?!

#makipotestepakipot
Hello? Ayun eh, yan tayo eh no. Ano, akala mo sya na yung para sayo kaya iniwan moko, tapos mas mahal mo pala ako, kaya gusto mong bumalik? Ayos ka din eh, bungol!
(Sabay baba ng telepono, habang cross finger “tumawag ka ulit please, tumawag ka uli…”)

#Killerinstinct
Hello? Oh ano, kumusta? Patay na ba? San mo nilibing… ang pag ibig mo para saken?

#dramaramasahapon
Hello? Sana hindi ka na lang tumawag.. sana hindi ka na lang nagparamadam… kasi okay na ako eh… huhuhuhuhu… tapos ngayon andito ka na naman… pakawalan mo na ko plis, pagod na pagod na ko, huhuhu…

#Puga
Hello? si Bogart to, ex-bf ni Rai, anjan ba xa? WALA! TULOG! UMALES! MAYSAKET! SHET!